And now, your weekly roundup of the Kate-related stories I just didn’t get a chance to write about, because there just aren’t enough hours in the day.
- Carl’s Jr. sexpot Kate Upton headed to Daytona 500 to serve as a grand marshal, along with her “Three Stooges” co-star Jane Lynch. Apparently, the two ladies play nuns in the upcoming flick. [Detroit Free Press]
- Welsh songstress Katherine Jenkins will be “Dancing with the Stars” this season. Yeah, I had no idea who she was either. Still rooting for Urkel. [Us Weekly]
- British TV host Kate Humble says, “I’m not going to start sobbing into my beer because I’m getting older and old women don’t get on the telly. It’s just a fact.” [The Telegraph]
- The Daily Mail ponders the question, “Is Kate Middleton turning into Victoria Beckham?” [Daily Mail]
- While others wonder if Angelina Jolie is raiding Middleton’s wardrobe. [Gather]
- Speaking of Middleton, she took a moment to stop by the Royal School of Needlework and thank the embroiders who made her Alexander McQueen wedding gown. [LA Times]
- The Duchess of Cambridge also stepped out solo for the first time with Queen Elizabeth and Camilla Parker-Bowles. Destination: high tea. [USA Today]
- Skeleton sledder Katie Uhlaender won the gold medal at the World Championships and says, “This race for me was about breaking the curse.” [ESPN]
- Yeah, Kate Moss nudity really is nothing new. Here, the model poses topless in Another Man magazine. That’s Another Man magazine. Not just another magazine. [Daily Mail]
After the jump, Kates go to the Oscars and more.
- Kate Walsh tweeted during the Oscars, “Dear Hollywood actresses, stop fucking up your faces, it’s looking the [sic] the bar scene in Star Wars.” [Jezebel]
- Kate Hudson and Cameron Diaz had a blast at the Vanity Fair Oscars party, proving that just because two girls have dated the same guy doesn’t mean they are mortal enemies. [Us Weekly]
- Hudson also had a friendly reunion with ex Owen Wilson, each new parent showing the other camera phone photos of their babes. [Us Weekly]
- Katy Perry paid $50,000 smackers for a cooking class with chef Cat Cora at the annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards viewing party, after getting in a bidding war with Steven Tisch. [Huffington Post]
- Kate Bosworth wore a gorgeous Prabal Gurung dress to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. [Just Jared]
- Across town, Kate Beckinsale rocked a hot pink jumpsuit at the Independent Spirit Awards. I.E.: Alternaprom. [StarPulse]
- Is Kate Winslet “glowy or too shiny” in this photo? Plus, other questions that will change the world. [Glamour]
- “Grey’s Anatomy” star Ellen Pompeo doesn’t think Katherine Heigl has a chance of getting her old job back. [Huffington Post]
- And here’s an interview with Kat Graham of “The Vampire Diaries.” [Oh No They Didn't]
Any Kate-related news I missed? By all means, leave it in the comments section.


