As usual, it looks like the Kates, Katys, and Catherines of the world have been mighty busy this week. Here, your weekly roundup of name-specific news.
- Despite Star reporting to the contrary, Kate Bosworth has not exchanged marriage vows with Michael Polish in a “secret Buddhist commitment ceremony.” [Gossip Cop]
- Kate Upton is not only rumored to be dating New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez—she can apparently throw the ball herself. [Business Insider]
- Order in the court! Judge Catherine Eagles is the lucky one to preside over John Edwards’ campaign violations trial. [Washington Post]
- Katherine Heigl and her husband Josh Kelley have adopted a second baby girl. [E! News]
- Tough luck, Baptiste Giabiconi. Katy Perry has a new dude—Florence + the Machine guitarist Robert Ackroyd. The two were seen making out at Coachella. [Huffington Post]
- The next night, the pair headed out for dinner at the Chateau Marmont. [Perez Hilton]
- Neil Diamond may sing about “Sweet Caroline,” but he has married himself a Kate. The star wed his manager, Katie McNeil on Saturday. [People]
- Oh! So apparently Katie Couric is doing press to promote her new digital video series. [ABC News]
- No, Katie Holmes is not preggers with her second child. Let the woman wear an unfitted dress once in a while, Star magazine. [Gossip Cop]
- A venture capitalist by the name of Catherine Rohr is helping ex-cons re-enter society by starting their own businesses. [Christian Science Monitor]
- Catherine Zeta-Jones took to the stage and sang at a benefit for New York’s Windward School. [Daily Glow]
- Awww, during their first appearance together in months, Prince WIlliam held an umbrella over Kate Middleton’s head, as the two proceeded to the London premiere of Disney’s “African Cats.” [ABC News]
And in their second appearance the next day, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge fawned over a three-month-old baby, the tot’s father saying that they were a “natural” with the child. Cue a new round of pregnancy rumors? [Daily Mail]- Earlier this week, Middleton left her bag on a chair in a shop and was called a ‘ditz’ by the store owner. [Gather Celeb]
- Apparently, while there, Pippa Middleton decided to play a little prank on sister Kate and hid her engagement ring while she was trying on another bauble. [Examiner]
- Reports say that Middleton looked so darn glowy on her wedding day thanks to a bee venom facial from skin care expert Deborah Mitchell. Or, that was the work of love? [Daily Mail]
- Sophie Moulds, who is known for looking a lot Middleton, has been named Miss Wales. [Inquistr]
- And I swear, we’re done with the Middleton news. On to designer Catherine Malandrino! I am so obsessed with this dress that Kim Kardashian wore to the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Style Event. [StyleBlazer]
- Kate Hudson chose bootcut jeans to wear to the Vogue Festival in London, where she appeared alongside fashion heavyweights Stella McCartney, Tom Ford, and Rachel Zoe. Because it’s 1995? [PopSugar]
- Katherine Jenkins is so back on “Dancing with the Stars.” Her samba to the Temptations “I Can’t Get Next To You” earned a score of 29 points. [MTV News]
Any Kate-related news I missed? Leave it in the comments section.


