I am a little worried about the possibility of an impending apocalypse. Not only is Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi sober, pregnant, and excited to be a mom—but Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a girlfriend. Yes, a girlfriend. You know, one of those people who you let keep a toothbrush at your place rather than calling a cab to take home approximately five minutes after you’re done shtooping? And I am sorry to report that her name is Caitlin J. Wood. Here’s hoping that she has had a full STD screening, and enjoys cleaning out hot tubs.
Wood appeared on The Situation’s arm on Friday, as he began taping his new online series, “SituationTV,” a prank show which will air on the website FilmOn. During the taping, The Situation was asked about his past relationships.
“My longest relationship — well, I’ve had 2 — when I was 17 for two or three years and one more when I was 22, to 24. I’ve only had two girlfriends in my life and I didn’t want to waste anyone’s time in my life. This is the third,” he said, motioning to Wood. Who might I add has a very appropriate last name for The Situation.
A source close to Sorrentino confirms to Celebuzz that being in a relationship is a rarity for The Situation. “It’s a fledgling romance,” the source says. “She’s wonderful for him.”
So who is this Caitlin who would dare to date The Situation after watching the horrendous way he’s treated women for, oh, the past five seasons of “Jersey Shore?” All about Caitlin Wood, after the jump. Plus pictures, too.