Kate Hudson had hands down my favorite look at Saturday night’s 98th annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner. The new mama stunned in a purple-sequined, floor-length gown by Jenny Packham that was both buttoned-up and completely whimsical at the same time. I even loved Hudson’s hair, which was piled high on her head in a bun, and her black spangly accessories.
But Kate Upton, on the other hand?
Well, I didn’t think she could look this atrocious. Her white gown was thoroughly matronly. Her hair looks like it hasn’t been washed in a week. And don’t even get me started on her makeup. My best theory: she was trying to do penance for the nun monokini costume she wore in “The Three Stooges” and picked a dress that didn’t reveal a lick of skin. And then she got terribly confused as a result.
What do you think—am I being too hard on Kate Upton and/or too kind to Kate Hudson? Who did you think was the best and worst dressed at the so-called “nerd prom?”


