Celebrate Kate and William’s first anniversary with stale cake, a wack mug, and “Crown Jewels” condoms

Kate Middleton and Prince William wedding anniversaryYesterday, Kate Middleton and Prince William celebrated their first year as a married couple. Reports say that the two went ultra low-key, staying in for the night. “William is cooking for them,” a source told Grazia magazine before the big night. “They’ll probably watch a DVD and reflect on the past year … It’s not very glamorous, but they’re very happy.”

So how did the rest of the world celebrate? By buying lots of bizarre crap! After the jump, a few insane items that are available for purchase to celebrate this royal anniversary.

PFC Auctions graciously listed a piece William and Kate’s wedding cake for an opening bid of $162. Don’t worry—the year-old piece of cake comes in a commemorative tin, so should be fresh as the day it was baked. [Fashionista.com]

Guadong Enterprises has made this delightful mug to commemorate the joining of Prince WIlliam and Kate Middleton a year ago. Too bad they pictured Prince Harry instead. [Fashionista.com]

And why not celebrate the occasion by purchasing some William and Kate-themed prophylactics. Yep, the company Crown Jewels is still offering their condoms which “promise a royal union of pleasure.” [CrownJewels.com]

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  1. [...] night. While discussing his mother, Princess Diana, the Duke of Cambridge opened up and said of his wedding, “It’s the one time since she’s died, where I’ve thought to myself it would be fantastic if [...]

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